MerelyD@rkM@tter

all-time-crumpets:

snappleshampoo:

the ptv fandom can be really annoying sometimes

yes we get it they are mexican

alex gaskarth is from fucking england and there arent fucking urls like

“all-time-crumpets” “tea-time-low”

there is now

(via gayisnotasynonymforjalex)

stilldefending:

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

(via myeyesaretooopen)

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

(via myeyesaretooopen)

tapdancers:

afuckinglesbian:

WERE ONLY A MINIUTE INTO THE MOVIE AND I’VE ALREADY SEEN LIKE 20 PAIRS OF NAKED TITTIES, VANESSA HUDGENS SMOKING A BONG AND ASHLEY BENSON SAYING SHE WANTS DICK

there’s ANOTHER high school musical??

(Source: hotanimegirl, via myeyesaretooopen)

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

(via swoodily-poopers)

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

(Source: corrupted-teens, via internetcallgirl)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

If Mila Kunis were a stripper….

(via myeyesaretooopen)